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Sep 25: Murphy's Lesser-Known Dictums:


  • Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
  • He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
  • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
  • The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
  • The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
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#1 - joanna said:
2006-09-29 04:22 -

That's funny --especially #2 :-D

#2 - Andy Rambling 2006-09-29 09:11 -

My favourite one is the first one...


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