So, Bush is to have a colonoscopy on Saturday.
US President George W Bush will have a routine colonoscopy on Saturday, temporarily transferring power to the vice-president, the White House says.
Apparantly this isn't the first one he's had. That was done in 2002. Seems to match really, the 2002 ones was to plug Tony Blair in, and this one for 2007 is, you know, well, to make sure he gets out!
At least now some doc will be able to confirm the rumour that Bush is full of shit or not.