Andy Ramblings

Why You shouldn't spend all night 'revising for your exam' when we know you were at the pub or out with your mates...

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes,cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need.
"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" He commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor." I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's..just working away at this pumpkin.
"Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?'
"He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"

I'm not sure if the guy was drunk ... he seems quick sharp with the humour part!

Today, It's been 6 years since I was called up while I was at work... Yep, Twas the call that gave me the best excuse to have sometime off work for free... Yep, the transplant clinic called at around 11:15 to say that the had a kidney for me. Of I went to my boss and mentioned that I was off for a transplant....  This was to be transplant #3  The 1^st being in 1977 done in Paris and the 2^nd in 1992 in Brussels and the 3^rd in London.

That's it. All is working very well and everything is just plodding along.

Simple answer in my view is Yes. It would be very convient for Bush and Blair not to have an TV station that they have no control over to be silenced. The US bombed the Al Jazeera Ooffice in both Bagdad and Kabul these were according to the US, an accident. Now, your talking about a country that is able to target bombs so that they fly through windows and only knock out one floor. So, I don't tend to buy this argument.

So we come to recently, a leeked document that alleges that Tony Blair managed to talk Bush down as he wanted to bomb the Al Jazeera head office in in Quatar. Quatar obviously is a 'friendly' or as Bush would say, part of the coalition of the willing (willing to do what?). But, If anyone publishes this document, Blair will have any editor will be prosecuted under the UK's Official Secret Law, and will end up being dressed in a stylish orange or a fitting Yellow Green outfit.

So far Boris Johnson of the spectator is happy to publish this if he is given a copy of it.

Click image to see the main campain page at Blairwatch.

Senior Al Jazeera executives are in the UK and are looking for answers.

When your looking for a new domain, check that it can be read one way only. Not like these one I found at /Spamassin/

1) Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous:
http://www.whorepresents.com

2) Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange
advice and views:
http://www.expertsexchange.com

3) Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island:
http://www.penisland.net

4) Need a therapist?
http://www.therapistfinder.com

5) Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales:
http://www.molestationnursery.com

6) Gas central heating anyone?
http://www.gasheating.co.uk

7) New to Milan and you need electric light? Why not sign up on-line with
Power-Gen?
http://www.powergenitalia.com

Following on from my entry of the 27^th October, George has died today at the age of 59. He faught a long long infection. For me, as a transplant patient myself, I can see that it would have been a hard fight, it would have been a choice between saving him, or the liver he had transplanted.

I'm sure he will join all the greats who have left us.
RIP, George.
 
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Received this via e-mail ... Only The Irish can come up with something like this!

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Mayo (IRELAND).

He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is anemail sent to his sister. She then sent it to RnaG (Irish radio station) in Galway, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realise it's not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit.

This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This £20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've
used it several times with no complaints. Read More

Reading this Link at Silicon Valley Sleuth  Where by a college student who was charging her mobile phone that was resting on her bed. To quote:

Here's the phote:

Especially when they when they are blindingly honest and give such obvious answer to deep meaning full questions.

Here is a list of little questions that kids to God to ask those deep questions.

(these are verbatim with all spelling)

Dear God
We read Thos Edison made light. But in Sun school they said you did it, so I bet he stole your Idea.
Sincerly
Donna

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Dear God
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones why don't you keep the ones you got now?
Jane

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Dear God
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in Church, Is this alright?
Neil Read More

your'e either covering it,

laughing it off,

kicking it,

kissing it

busting it

trying to get a piece of it,

behaving like one,

Or you live with one!

The final version will hit the internet in the coming week (maybe the 18th). Not many serious bugs fix, but the main one is that the fully automated update system is now running quite nicely thank you.
What is the fully automated update system, it's quite neat in that when there is a patch update, mostly a security update, instead of having to download and install the full download, you only have to download a 200Kb to 500Kb download. The patch update is applied either straight away, (your choose) or you can delay it till you have finished doing what your doing, close the browser, and that's it, when you reload Firefox, the patch update will be installed for you. easy.

One word of warning though if you are using Firefox now, and are also use the extension Adblock, This does not work well at all with Firefox RC2 . I suggest that you get Adblock Plus.
Have fun Click on Image to get the Release candidate.

Here we go again, delusions of grandeur and self-righteousness.
Yesterday we saw something that Blair has never experianced while he has been prime minister, that is losing a vote in the pariament.

He didn't listen to his own home secratary Charles Clark who told him that they would likely lose the vote if he stuck to the 90 days, But Blair the Righteous new better, he new his people, he knows his flock who will follow him as he, Tony Blair is the chosen one and all ye who follow him will be shown the light. Hail ye Tony.  But the problem Tony, is that there is a real world out here, a world where even the people who you are professing to be doing this law for don't even agree with you. in fact I would even say, Your the one out of touch with the real world.

As far as I'm concerned, Tony, My MP doesn't have to justify herself for her reason for voting against you, you couldn't even justify yourself to Parliament. You couldn't even bring yourself to use your own arguments. You just parrated the arguments of a very questionable Metropolitan Police for ( infact you can read the 'Compelling" evidence here )

One of the 'safe guards' for the 90 days was the a judge would be able to review the evidence once a week Read More

The Chinese premier is visting the UK.

Prescot meets him and mentions that they have just lost a vote on 90 days. The chinese premier replies, What's a vote?