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Dec 17: The 3 Rs

As quite a few of you may know, the education system in the UK isn't the best in the world. You can basically get through all the way till your 16 and get your GCSC, and not have the ability to Read, Write or do your Arithmetic (yep that's the 3 R's!). This is becoming rather worrisome for the people responsible for educating the country. What do they do instead, they go and do some research on where the problem could show it's self up. Yep, they found that it can show it's self up in the karaoke bars!

So, if you're one of those souls who goes to the Karaoke bars and can't read the prompts, it could be that you can't read?!

The lyrics of the 10 most popular karaoke songs have been assessed and rated by government literacy experts.

Those tackling Robbie Williams' Angels needed the reading skills required to pass five good GCSEs (Level 2).

Experts from the Get On literacy campaign said 17.8 million adults would not be able to follow the song.

Ok, Angels (Lyrics here) is a hard song to get right, I don't mean in the lyrics area, but in getting it to sound right. Most folk who do tend to 'try' and sing it tend to have had a few pints to many? Or did these experts test the folks make sure they didn't have a drop to drink or a splif to smoke?
Some other notable songs that suffer the same fate are:
  • Gloria Gaynor: I will survive
  • Queen: Don't Stop Me Now
  • The Commitments: Mustang Sally
  • Grease: Summer nights
  • Elvis Presley: Suspicious Minds
  • Abba: Dancing Queen (not only is that hard, but like Angels, hard to get right!)
So, as the report says, get yer readin' up ta scratch before ya embarrass yerself on the Karaoke!
I'm not saying that you would ever, ever find me on a Karaoke Stage, Drunk or Sober! This was just a comment on that BBC news report...

More info on English GSCS here.
Posted by Andy Rambling in General, General Comments: (3) Trackbacks: (0)
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#1 - Davide Simonetti said:
2006-12-23 05:51 - (Reply)

*The very thought of karaoke makes me shudder. Reminds me of the naffest pubs. BTW I tagged you...sorry!

#2 - loulou said:
2006-12-23 19:56 - (Reply)

*i'd say queen don't stop me now is by far the most lyrically challenging of the bunch esp to get pitch, tempo right my 9 yr old has had to learn it for theatre workshop and i have to say its bloody hard on another note the new vocationally based gcses which come out over the next few years will assist those who arent academically minded but i guess wont solve the fact the little buggers cant read or write!! :-O

#3 - Andy 2006-12-25 17:22 - (Reply)

*Davide, The tag is in production, I did have it finished, but for some reason better known to the server, it didn't save :-( Loulou, I think most Queen songs are lyrically challenging.


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