Andy Ramblings

Yes, just don't mess with good beer, you can mess with a Stella (shite in the UK) Anything else, but I think the folks at Carlsberg may have just taken it a step too far, but hell, it is a good beer and no you shouldn't mess with it...

 

There you have been warned, Don't put do it, if you do want to do it, make sure you don't back out to the road!

Warning! We have had a few millimeters of snow over night., ok, your on your way home and are wondering what the hell is he telling us about the snow, you know, it been, it stay a while and buggered off, well, I gather this is for tomorrow.
So, as there is snow, drive carefully, also an excuse to show how well, some of the houses around me are insulated. Ok, pointless post really as it's all happened and I'm no use as a weatherman. But then I will be bad tomorrow!

Oh hell, have a look at the pointless photo there!

I'm one of those people who gets a sort of kick out of reading warning messages on product packaging. Here are some good ones:

Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children

Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children

Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.

Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.

Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.

Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.

Beach Ball
CAUTION: It is not a life saving device.

Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.

Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

Bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.

Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
Fits one head.

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

Also form Tesco's cheap branded Eggs,
allergy warning, may contain eggs!